On the TV, the republican argues with the democrat, then they go have a fancy lunch together. Nancy fucking Pelosi struts on the television and some old, white republican with a condescending snarl criticizes her on a different network. You take a side. You get into it. And they go and have $400 lunches. And you are looking for a receipt in a junk-drawer.
You are looking for change beneath the cushions of your couch, after rooting the television politicians, and they are clinking champagne glasses together in celebration of spending your money on something that isn’t going to [...]
Get a lawn-mower. It’s that simple. That way, you don’t have to meticulously comb the yard with the annoying weed-whacker. On top of that, your neighbors won’t despise you for being an inconsiderate ass.
Lawn-mowers are larger, thus they cover more ground. The weed-whacker is used mainly for getting into hard spots, corners, around trees, against the house, etc.
Something else you should know about the weed-whacker is the fact that depending on how much you’re gassing it, it varies in its level of intensity. It’s like someone has a bumblebee between their index-finger and thumb, and they’re holding [...]
I’m not sure if it’s correct or normal to be bent-out-of-shape over a ballplayer being released, but I am. I loved Brandon Inge, which is coming as a surprise to anyone I’ve spoken to over the past year. It’s likely I was telling you how much I wanted him gone. I admit. But now that he’s gone, it’s hard to believe. In many ways, the guy was a face of Detroit. Hardworking, passionate, devoted to the area, etc. Well, we wish him luck.
UPDATE: Delmon Young is still in custody of NYPD on allegations of a hate-crime. Apparently he cussed [...]
